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Big
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Bertha
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Hello Boys! I'm Big Bad Bertha and I'm old enuff that it is definitely not polite to ask my age!!! I will say this much, this old pussy has been getting banged for almost half a century. (you do the math!!!) I've had young men and old men, little dicks and ass splitting pricks. I've had white dongs and black schlongs. I've had them with hair, and I've had them bare... I've even caught them wearing my underwear.
I have filled every hole... (mine and theirs) and I've played every role. I've been Mommy, Auntie, Sister (both the kind with habit and without!!!), teacher, boss, Mistress, Madame, Nurse, Queen Bitch and the Whore Next door. I've fucked in cars, bars, and the great outdoors and I've christened every room in my house ten times over. I've done it in an elevator, a limousine, an outhouse, on the beach, on the porch, pressed against a window and in a tree.
I've fucked and sucked in front of an audience and it always made it hotter when my hubby was there cheering me on. I did the girl on girl thing long before girls were gone wild and it was trendy for a chick to do muff diving! I've had everything you can imagine jammed up my cunt at one time or another from dildos and cucumbers to a night stick and a fist!
Big
Bad
Bertha
I've learned a few things through my years of fucking around. Every experience has taught me something new. Here is my Top Ten List of things I have learned:
10. Size does matter!!! If you're looking for a good butt slammin' fuck, the bigger the better. There's nothing like feeling the tip of a rock hard dick pounding against your belly button from the inside!!! However, if you are looking for pure comic entertainment you can't beat (literally), a teeny weeny. They say laughter is the best medicine and a puny pecker is like a double dose of fine brandy!!! I just can't explain the pleasure of watching some big wheel standing there with his John Thomas nipped between his fingers and rubbing it like he's rolling a booger while I get nailed by a ten inch bowel buster!!! LOL... LOL... LOL
9. If 1 is good 2 is better and 3 is still not enough. Having my pussy stretched is pure pleasure. Having my face fucked is bliss. Feeling my ass plundered is absolute joy, but having all three stuffed at once is the ultimate in orgiastic pleasure. Especially if some poor schmuck of a diddle dick is forced to watch!!!
8. A musky pussy is the best perfume a woman can wear. Don't spiff it up with powders and douches. Young or old, men love to bury their face in a thick musky cunt and scrub their face back and forth. There's a reason they call a moustache a flavor saver.
7. Titties that have suffered the effects of gravity wrap around a stiff dick real nice. They also jiggle and bounce and swing and sway oh so nice!!!
6. Stinky old ladies panties attract mother-fuckers like flies. On your ass or in the hamper there's always some sissy little pervo that wants to scratch and sniff!!!
5. The bigger the cock stuffed into your mouth the more cum will shoot out of your nose.
4. If a man strokes his cock the same way all the time it will develop a curve. Talk to a masturbatrix like me to avoid this DEFORMITY.
3. There is no shame in having a turd drop out after a 12 inch cock is popped from your poop chute! I've taken some massive pricks up the back door and I've slammed a foot or so of latex into a few "man"ginas and there is always something that chases it out. It just comes slipping and sliding down that will well lubed butthole. Let's face it... SHIT HAPPENS!
2. Husbands are only jealous of their wives fucking a big black cock when they don't share or at least let them watch!
1. If a baby can shoot out your cunt a fist can be jammed in! I know from experience!!!
Big
Bad
Bertha
So there you have it my top ten list. I know all about the things your wives and girlfriends are so shocked and horrified by. What makes other women blush and retch, makes me wet and horny. What would drive other women out the front door is what makes me open my back door. And making you do the nastiest things is what makes my job so damned satisfying in each and every way.
So call Big Bad Bertha for hardcore cuckold phone sex and humiliation domination. I also take requests for other fantasies.
Check out my list of favorite scenarios and if you don't see yours be sure to email me and ask!
Some of my favorite fantasies are:
- Pain Sluts Panty Boys BCW (black cock whore)
- Ass Worship Human Toilet Pussy Worship
- Foot Worship Human Ashtray Giggle Dick (for the little dick man)
- Forced Homo Fart Face Pussy Farts
- Enemas Medical Exams Castration
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