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December 31, 2011

Happy New Year From Granny Gertie – Your Mature Phone Sex Whore!

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Hi guys.  I bet all of you kinky and nasty men would like to fuck a granny for the New Year.  I have been around for more than a few years and I can tell you that I am hornier than ever.  My pussy is well-worn and I am proud of the fact that I have sucked more dicks and swallowed more cum than most women have shot up into their pussies during their most fertile years.  My cunt has seen a lot of action and I have been such a huge slut for so long now that I still masturbate every day.  Yes, my granny panties might sag a little but my hairy pussy is very full and juicy.  My tits also droop but they are almost as round and firm as they were when I had my first baby.

Now that I am older I can tell you that there is nothing hotter than having a young stud bend me over and stick it in my asshole.  I like to lube up my old puckered ass channel with a dildo and then have you fuck my pussy, only to pull out and stuff it into my sexy, dimpled ass.  I want you to ram it home and rattle my old bones.  Pull my hair and call me a whore.  I am such a nasty and dirty old bird that I will turn around, take that cock from my own ass, and suck the juices right off until you unload a creamy volcano of steamy hot jizz down my weathered throat.  Who says younger women have all the sex?  Not from the kind of hard fuckings I usually get on any given day.

Let me be your New Year’s granny and I promise I will kick off the next year with a bang.  Maybe even a gangbang.  I am always looking for something kinky and fun.  You can even pry open my mouth like a fish and face fuck my denture-less-gums.  My skin might be wrinkled in places and I may have some crow’s feet but my mouth is as hot as ever, and it was made for cock sucking.  So when you call make sure to ask me how my gooey, homemade granny pie tastes.  All of the boys tell me it is as delicious as ever.

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December 23, 2011

Merry Christmas From Granny Gertie Your Mature Phone Sex No Limits Slut!

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Why, hello there.  My name is Granny Gertie.  It is Christmas time once again, and you know what that means?  It is time to bake pies, cakes, roast hams, and drink egg nog.  It is also time for hot and horny grannies like me to have as much sex as possible.  You see, Christmas time is a time for giving and gifts.  I know just what a young or grown man like you will need to make all of your holiday wishes come true.  I know that all year long you have been lusting over granny’s hot body.  I see the way you look at me from across the table when we have Sunday dinners.  Or the way you watch my ass as I bend over when I am tending the garden in the backyard.  I see those big boners you pop in the front of your pants when you stare at my cleavage.  To be honest with you, it makes me horny too.

So this Christmas you can give me a wish list and I will fulfill it for you because I can tell that you are far naughtier than you are nice.  Maybe you would like to have a gang bang with me and some of the older ladies who are my bridge partners?  Would you like to rub my back and my ass for me as I lay by the fire?  You can see how my skin is wrinkled and you can look at the cellulite in my thick butt as roll over and show you my big and full drooping breasts.  You can even pop out my false teeth and I can gum your young studly cock, giving you a perfect blow job with no teeth.

Anything you desire sweet boy can be yours this holiday season.  Granny is here to pleasure you and please you in every way she can.  She has been waiting all year to get you over to her house so she can seduce you.  Even if you have been naughty this year, Granny will take care of you.  But she might have to spank your ass first and get it red and flush, just to teach you a lesson.  We can even go to the mall and go shopping.  Maybe we will buy you a cock ring and see how long that big boy boner of yours can last without popping its top.  I cannot wait to get you over to my house this holiday season.  Call me and we can role play any holiday granny scenario that your fertile imagination can come up with.  Make this holiday season special and share a little of your time with me, Baby.  Have a Safe and Happy Holiday.

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