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November 23, 2012

While your wife is away… YOU should play. Call us on Black Friday and Cyber Monday!

 

 

 

 

November 21, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving From ALL The Grannies Of Our Phone Sex Brothel!

 

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November 16, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving! I want you to grab me by my turkey neck and throat fuck me.

Call Granny Gertie at 1-888-743-7843.

Call Granny Gertie at 1-888-743-7843.

 

Being an older lady is great. I have all the perks in life. And I am happy and horny and sexy in my granny panties and stockings. I have big white bras that hold up my sagging boobs. I love when someone pinches my long age-hardened nipples. I only wish I could become pregnant again so my pussy would stretch out even more. I want to put as many cocks inside me as I can. The more the better! I may be a senior citizen but I am a total whore. I even refer to my pussy as a cum dumpster. If my grand kids only knew what I do in between baking cookies and driving their children to school functions. They would be shocked.

This Granny wants to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. I also want you to grab me by my turkey neck and throat fuck me. I know, too subtle. What can I say; the holidays heat me up when it is cold outside. I would be inclined to give you a turkey baster enema if you were up for it! Hell, you can bend me over and give me a normal ass fucking and I will suck the cranberry sauce off the end of it until you cum on my dentures and down my gullet. I will even take my teeth out and gum suck your prick as it exits my worn out ass hamper. You know you want to fuck a kinky old granny, you horny bastard.  Just say it! Or better yet, call me and we can get super kinky and I can make you lose your load six ways to Turkey Day.

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November 1, 2012

Happy Halloween from all the Grannies!

Being a granny is not always easy, especially if you want to get extra kinky in public.  Most people see us as composed and proper.  They would be shocked if I were to have cookies to offer in one hand, and a dildo in another.  But once a year I can cut loose and most people think it is cute, if not extravagant, that I dress myself up in a sexy and provocative Halloween costume.  This year is dirty nurse.  Or to be more specific, for my hapless victims, I will be referred to as the dirty enema nurse.  I want to clean you up so that my strap-on can go into your newly minted sissy asshole.  

 

You can dress up as a little girl and come to granny’s dark old house on Halloween for a trick or an enema treat.  I will be adorned in thigh high stockings with a garter belt and crotchless panties, a divine push-up bra to boost my heavy, sagging boobs, and my hair pulled back in a tight bun.  All of this will give me a commanding look as you gaze behind you at the sultry black nurse’s outfit I am wearing as I lube up your butthole with a greased finger before sliding in the cold enema.  Come to granny’s house, Deary, and I will make you howl like a wolf in the heat of the night.  Happy Halloween!

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