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March 29, 2013

Happy Easter From All The Grannies!

 

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Easter is just around the corner and we want to offer you a sizzling and sexy discount for the occasion. We want to get you off and we want to make you happy. We know you like a good deal as much as the rest of us, so here it is:
 
Call on Easter Day and you can get 40 minutes for the price of 30, which is normally our $50 special. The Fifty Dollar Buck Fuck is a great deal. Use it all at once or in blocks of 10 minutes or more. It is a special within a special for a rockin’ and cock jerkin’ good time with any of the available girls on the site. We know you appreciate us so this is our way of saying thank you and trying to make your holiday even better.  

Happy Easter!

 

March 25, 2013

Springtime Fucking With A Sexy Older Granny!

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Spring is my favorite time of year. With the flowers blooming with little fresh petals as if they were blossoming vaginas opening to the world for the bees to pollinate, we admire their natural beauty. Perhaps springtime makes me a romantic? It also makes me hot and horny. Being a proper granny is wonderful but like you, I need to be fucked properly too. When the weather warms, I like to fuck and suck cocks out in the country side among the budding flowers. When a man lays me down in a bed of flowers my pussy goes into overdrive and I become a cock worshipping sex slave.

 

I will do anything you want. I will blow you and lick your hanging balls, tongue fuck your butthole, and let you slap my ass raw. You can tie me up and whip me or pound my asshole as hard as you can and make me suck my own ass juice off your rod. Cum on my face and in my hair. I don’t care. Just give me that big springtime cock of yours and I will let you have your way with me. Anything your mind can imagine, we can do. Anything at all. There are no limits with me and nothing is taboo. I will even visit you down on the farm or fuck any of your friends or family. What ever you need is what this experienced granny is here to provide you with.

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March 15, 2013

Happy St. Patrick’s Day From Gangbang Granny Harley!

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Being a granny is fun. I enjoy getting older and wiser. But sometimes wisdom means knowing when to let your hair down. I do this a few times a year. Of course I am a terminal whore but normally I do not drink with wild abandon except for Saint Patrick’s Day and on my birthday. Being the flirt that I am, when the day that brings out the luck of the Irish washes over me, I get dolled up and hit the town hoping to fuck anything and everything with a pulse. I once jacked-off every man that came into the bar who went to the bathroom until I was kicked out. What fun! Another time I announced that I would take home any and all men after the bar closed for a fuck-fest at my home. I got fifteen takers and we screwed until the sun came up. I am such a slut that I decided every year on Saint Patrick’s Day I would do something kinky.

 

This year I plan to get drunk and paint myself green and go to the bar naked. With my saggy boobs and furry cunt everyone will know that I am totally nude, but since I used to work there doing the books for the owner, who cares? He told me I could do the stunt as long as people did not complain. With that kind of advertising I am sure to bring home a few fellows who would be more than happy to clean me up and fuck me all night long. Would you be one of the fine gentlemen who took me home and banged a granny? Would you fuck my ass and make me squeal, pull my hair, and cream in my hot pink woman taco? Are you that kinky? If you are brave enough and horny enough you can share any fantasy with me. I am here just for you, Darling. Happy Saint Patty’s!

 

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March 14, 2013

Steak & BlowJob Day! Today 3/14th!

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