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July 4, 2014

Happy 4th Of July From Granny Harley! Call me for Granny Phone Sex!

 

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This granny enjoys the 4th of July. I get to bake pies and make fried chicken. When I am in the kitchen I am prim and proper. If I am alone I wear only an apron. It feels nice to let my ass hang out and to see my full tits push out the front of it as I chop up the apples for my delicious pie. Long ago my useless husband lost his fuck stick and I found myself looking to entice neighbors and strangers I met a local bar. I am a horny slut. I love to fuck. I am dirty and kinky and nasty. I always have been, and it just seems to get worse with age. Even if I am a respected lady in the community, I am still a woman. I like to suck cock and lick balls and get fucked in the ass. I am not what you call a good girl when it comes to the bedroom. My own mother said I have “bedroom eyes.” That would make sense. I went back to my hometown high school and fucked my biology teacher after I graduated. He was handsome with a big dick that poked out of his pants when he was at the chalkboard. I used to get wet watching that big bouncy bone.

This 4th of July, with the hot weather, I want to get out and get laid. This granny likes more than one dick at a time. I have the best orgasms during group sex. After having a cock in my pussy and one in my ass at the same time, I went crazy with lust. Now I want it all the time. I want to go to the gym and flirt with all the younger men who look just like my former biology teacher. I want to pull down those tight shorts they wear for working out. Putting their long, hard dicks in my old mouth and on my tongue makes my pussy squirt. It’s sexy when they slap their meaty bones on my wrinkled face. I’ll do anything they want. I will lick their toes or jam my moist tongue in their sweaty ass cracks. I like when they fuck my face with those muscled cheeks. The dirtier the better. You can do whatever you want with me. I know how to please a man. I want to hear you tell me what to do. Call me and let me be your personal whore. Unload your balls on my old and withered face. I can’t wait! Happy 4th of July!

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March 15, 2013

Happy St. Patrick’s Day From Gangbang Granny Harley!

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Being a granny is fun. I enjoy getting older and wiser. But sometimes wisdom means knowing when to let your hair down. I do this a few times a year. Of course I am a terminal whore but normally I do not drink with wild abandon except for Saint Patrick’s Day and on my birthday. Being the flirt that I am, when the day that brings out the luck of the Irish washes over me, I get dolled up and hit the town hoping to fuck anything and everything with a pulse. I once jacked-off every man that came into the bar who went to the bathroom until I was kicked out. What fun! Another time I announced that I would take home any and all men after the bar closed for a fuck-fest at my home. I got fifteen takers and we screwed until the sun came up. I am such a slut that I decided every year on Saint Patrick’s Day I would do something kinky.

 

This year I plan to get drunk and paint myself green and go to the bar naked. With my saggy boobs and furry cunt everyone will know that I am totally nude, but since I used to work there doing the books for the owner, who cares? He told me I could do the stunt as long as people did not complain. With that kind of advertising I am sure to bring home a few fellows who would be more than happy to clean me up and fuck me all night long. Would you be one of the fine gentlemen who took me home and banged a granny? Would you fuck my ass and make me squeal, pull my hair, and cream in my hot pink woman taco? Are you that kinky? If you are brave enough and horny enough you can share any fantasy with me. I am here just for you, Darling. Happy Saint Patty’s!

 

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