How to NOT get Caught!!!

Phone Sex is all fun and games until the little woman finds out! So here are some hints to help keep you out of the “doghouse” and visiting my “cathouse”!

How to pay and play without giving yourself away!

Use a prepaid credit card. There is no monthly statement and you can check your balance online.

You can also prepay a call by using cash or money order and sending it to us. Check out our payment options for more info.

As the old saying goes “Be Prepared”.

You need to anticipate those troubling questions and handle them smoothly. For example, if she does question a “charge” on your card just smile and wink and say “you’ll have to wait for Xmas to find out” (or what ever the next event is… her B’day, your anniversary etc.)

Make sure you cover your tracks!

Don’t make the wife look stupid by leaving obvious clues and not expecting her to figure it out. If she doesn’t catch on, one of her clever friends will… So don”t leave a trail. Here are a few basic tips for not setting off her radar!

After you finish a call, pick up the phone and dial a number you would normally call (like your mom) so if the next person hits redial (like your wife) she’s not going to end up calling your phone mate! (On some phones you can go back up to the last 5 numbers called. Do make sure you check this feature on your phone. ) Some phones will allow you to erase the number too.

Don’t leave our numbers lying around with no name attached. Wives hate mysteries and she will call it! Keep the number handy but mark it as something simple yet boring like the number to order a new multi-tool. Or perhaps the number of some pushy insurance agent… fishing lodge in Maine… but not Granny Phone Sex Brothel!

If you share a computer, make sure you empty your history and temp internet files so you cover your tracks. And don’t forget those auto complete forms… the ones that drop down from searches etc. when you type in the first word or so. Your wife starts to type in “Gravy recipe” and types in “G” and poof!… Granny’s Phone Sex Brothel drops down! Nice! I’m sure she’ll love the shot of a fat ass with a big dildo!

And obviously… Get an email the other half doesn’t know about!

We understand your need for privacy and we make it a priority… so should you! Remember Granny knows best!

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Call Granny Gertie At 1-888-743-7843.

Young Man you need to sit down and listen to GRANNY, today lessons will be on MASTURBATION and HUMILIATION.

1) Do you know where to find your COCK? Of course you do, it is the CLUMP of SKIN that just hangs between your legs.

2) Clear your mind of of unwanted thoughts,the CAR, your JOB, the GIRLFRIEND, the BILLS, etc. I am sure this will be so easy for you, since there is only enough BLOOD in your body to control ONE HEAD, and of course we both know it is NOT the one on YOUR SHOULDERS that is in control NOW.

3) This step may be a bit HARD for some of YOU, since all the BLOOD FLOW has gone to the OTHER HEAD. But GRANNY has FAITH in YOU and I am sure you can PULL and TUG at it until the job is DONE. I need for you to VISUALIZE, yes I said visualize, an EROTIC thought in your empty head on the shoulders. It does not matter what it is: WRAPPING GRANNY’S soft SAGGY TITS around YOUR COCK, or BENDING GRANNY over and FUCKING HER ASS, or having your FACE SHOVED into HER WET NASTY CUNT and being TOLD to LICK IT like a GOOD BOY!

ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT NASTY THING? Have I told you to touch it? Does GRANNY need to get the RULER OUT after you and POP those NASTY HANDS of YOURS?

4) Once you have the EROTIC thought implanted into that brain. You can lubricate the COCK making it all SLIPPERY and WET. Then you slowly start to STROKE IT loosely, as it grows you will need a better grip on it but still not too tight, slowly building up the speed. Faster and faster until you can not control it any longer and it will BURST with EXCITEMENT!!!!!

Now to ENHANCE this, give GRANNY a CALL and she will TALK you THREW it step by step. Ensuring you the maximum PLEASURE for YOU as well as HER.

Granny Gertie

1-888-7GERTIE

1-888-743-7843

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Some Grannies like to take a YOUNG THROBBING COCK and teach it the finer points on how to MASTURBATE and USE it to FUCK a Granny like myself. Show him the right way to LICK and SUCK her wet JUICY PUSSY until she will EXPLODE with an ORGASM that will squirt all over your FACE. (Yes a granny can squirt) Or teach you how to wrap a set of big soft TITS around that THROBBING MANHOOD and FUCK him until it CUMS in Granny’s face.

For HOT WILD WET SEX give Granny a call. The experience can make the difference between CUMMING and GOING … 

Soft that is.

Granny

1-866-GRANNY4

1-866-472-6694

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