Tips on talking Dirty.

The best thing about being an older woman is you’re old enough to say what you want… especially between the sheets. As you get older you lose any shyness about begging for more cock or a deeper thrust. You yearn to demand more tongue… to cry out for a deep anal probe.

The truth is good sex is as much about what comes out of your mouth as what goes in! It should be called good Cummunication not good communication. Afterall, how are you young buck studs going to learn what a woman really wants and needs if your “teachers” don’t teach you! Having a nice young throbbing cock is a good start but you guys need to learn how to make the most of what your Mama gave you, even if Mama is the one who has to show you!

And for all you good little boys just remember when your dick is buried deep in the bush those cries of “fuck me, fuck me” aren’t cussing, its really “instructional”. Screaming slam my cunt motherfucker isn’t rude… its encouragement. And for you sissy boys, calling you a faggity assed, panty prancing fairy isn’t an insult, its just fact.

So even though those innocent cheerleaders wouldn’t say shit if they had a mouthful don’t be surprised when your Grandma screams for cream or a bowel busting ass fucking!

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How to NOT get Caught!!!

Phone Sex is all fun and games until the little woman finds out! So here are some hints to help keep you out of the “doghouse” and visiting my “cathouse”!

How to pay and play without giving yourself away!

Use a prepaid credit card. There is no monthly statement and you can check your balance online.

You can also prepay a call by using cash or money order and sending it to us. Check out our payment options for more info.

As the old saying goes “Be Prepared”.

You need to anticipate those troubling questions and handle them smoothly. For example, if she does question a “charge” on your card just smile and wink and say “you’ll have to wait for Xmas to find out” (or what ever the next event is… her B’day, your anniversary etc.)

Make sure you cover your tracks!

Don’t make the wife look stupid by leaving obvious clues and not expecting her to figure it out. If she doesn’t catch on, one of her clever friends will… So don”t leave a trail. Here are a few basic tips for not setting off her radar!

After you finish a call, pick up the phone and dial a number you would normally call (like your mom) so if the next person hits redial (like your wife) she’s not going to end up calling your phone mate! (On some phones you can go back up to the last 5 numbers called. Do make sure you check this feature on your phone. ) Some phones will allow you to erase the number too.

Don’t leave our numbers lying around with no name attached. Wives hate mysteries and she will call it! Keep the number handy but mark it as something simple yet boring like the number to order a new multi-tool. Or perhaps the number of some pushy insurance agent… fishing lodge in Maine… but not Granny Phone Sex Brothel!

If you share a computer, make sure you empty your history and temp internet files so you cover your tracks. And don’t forget those auto complete forms… the ones that drop down from searches etc. when you type in the first word or so. Your wife starts to type in “Gravy recipe” and types in “G” and poof!… Granny’s Phone Sex Brothel drops down! Nice! I’m sure she’ll love the shot of a fat ass with a big dildo!

And obviously… Get an email the other half doesn’t know about!

We understand your need for privacy and we make it a priority… so should you! Remember Granny knows best!

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