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October 5, 2015

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IS IT A TRICK OR A TREAT

It”s that time of year boys when the holidays are cumming fast on us, oops… I meant around us. So it”s time for GRANNY to dust off the old bag (not me boys, though a paddle once in a while never hurts, well maybe a little but only in a good way) and see what she can find in there. Will it be a trick or treat… let us decide.

TRICKS

Oh no! Granny does not like tricks:

A trick would be NOT to have TIME for her BOYS.

A trick would be her boys not calling Granny.

A Trick would be for Granny not being able to cum play with you.

TREATS

Oh! That is more like it; Granny likes treats, what about you?

A treat could be a fantasy fulfilled by getting it on with an older woman for first time callers.

A treat would be a pair of granny’s used panties for second time callers.

A Treat can be 5 FREE MINUTES for the third time caller.

A treat for that very special fourth time caller in one month can be an erotic story of a one time visit to granny”s brothel.

Or a very special deal: Like Double the pleasure or Double the cum (oops meant Fun). Do a 2 girl call for 20 minutes and get 5 free. Hum! You know this one might double the trouble as well. Guess we will let you decide on that one.

ATTENTION:

RULES are as follows:

Panties will be mailed by snail mail:

Minutes will be applied to call being made.

Erotic story will be sent by e-mail within a month

Two girl calls need to be made in advance and will be the girl that granny chooses.

TIPPING

Tipping of your favorite web slut, web Mistress, web wife or web buddy is always welcome. That is your extra special way of saying thank you for always being there for you whenever you’re in the need of that special attention that only she can give you.

Gifts:

Yes, we do accept gifts; each of the girls in the Brothel has a wish list on her site. Feel free to browse the list and see if there is something special for the girl of your dreams.

Or send her a gift card to a place of your choice.

Remember the old Santa man will be here sooner than you think. So start your shopping early and beat the worm, oops not that worm. That’s Granny’s job.

Now boys: Granny is looking forward to hearing from you soon. May the witches stay away from your ass and the treats are plentiful.

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December 25, 2014

Granny Phone Sex For The Holidays!

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Christmas is a great time of year for this granny. Lots of toys can be stuffed into my stocking…sex toys that is! I love gifting myself new vibrators and dildos. I have a huge one that I like to put in my horny asshole. It is getting worn out because I have used it so much. Hopefully Santa will bring me a new one this year. Maybe it will be even bigger than the last one?! Do you like watching dirty mature ladies like me fucking themselves with big toys? I sure hope so. Nothing feels better than being filled up with big cocks, whether they are fake or real. I am such a slut that I will fuck my ass with a toy while you plug my hairy pussy hole. Anything that I can put in my mouth or stuff up my cunt and in my ass makes me a happy woman. I am sure you would make me happy, big boy, wouldn’t you? Are you home stroking that fine piece of meat you have between your legs? How would you like me to help you get that gorgeous cock rock hard? We talk about anything your heart desires. Perhaps a special granny Christmas fantasy would be in store for you on a cold winter night.

Are you the kind of guy that likes to be part of a cuckold fantasy? My husband is certainly an old codger. You can fuck me in front of him, or a big black bull can join us and he can dominate you. Maybe you are the kind of guy that wants me to show off my stockings and lingerie or the kind who likes to be punished and told that he has a small, pathetic cock. Do you like the idea of dressing up like a girl for me and putting on makeup as I tell you how much better your asshole would be if I fucked it with my strap-on? So many fantasies and so little time. I can also pamper you or let you hear about how much I like to eat my mature girlfriends’ creamy pussies. I bet that hard cock would look yummy in between our jiggling tits or having your cum smeared across our wrinkled faces. Describing these things is making me hot. I love to play with my pussy while we talk to each other. It makes me cum hearing you stroke and slap that wonderful man dick as you cum yourself. Call me and we can play, lover. Let me please you.

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May 5, 2014

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This granny loves Summertime because of the nice smells in the air, the blossoming flowers, and all of the young studs who are taking their shirts off to get some exercise or play sports at the park. I have always been a horny and dirty girl, I am just older now. I tend to hide it by being proper with my family and in social settings in general, but sometimes I have to be careful because my raging female hormones get me in trouble. I love cocks: their size and shape and how they grow bigger when I suck them. I think cocks are the most wonderful thing I have ever seen. And I like more than one because of that, so I look for open air places with lots of men and wear scantily clad clothing to entice them. When Summertime hits I will go out to a park and bring the boys playing volleyball an ice chest of water and Gatorade. They all thank me, as though a kind act from a stranger would be so selfless. And then I tell them I will give blow jobs to all the members of the winning team.

Once they get over their initial shock they play even harder. They all want me to suck them off and fuck them in a gangbang. I love the sight of their sweaty bodies and their big muscles, especially the muscles in their pants. I wear short-shorts and a bikini top to the park. Once the game gets closer to being over I will take my top off and show them my tits. I will even get fully naked and start to masturbate if the game is close, just to encourage a victory. I don’t mind. I will rub my steaming, hairy cunt right there in front of everyone. The pussy smell in the air is delicious. I’ll even bend over and show them my butt checks and open up my ass crack. I cannot wait to get a hold of those dicks and have them plug all of my loose holes. Wouldn’t you like to join them out there playing ball? I bet you would lead the pack in fucking me after the game. Would you spike the final volley to win the game so you could fuck me, Big Boy? I hope so. Call me and come play sex games with Granny, Sugar.

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November 23, 2013

Granny Phone Sex! Let us gobble down your cock and drink all your goo!

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