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October 5, 2015

HOLLOWEEN SPECIALS

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IS IT A TRICK OR A TREAT

It”s that time of year boys when the holidays are cumming fast on us, oops… I meant around us. So it”s time for GRANNY to dust off the old bag (not me boys, though a paddle once in a while never hurts, well maybe a little but only in a good way) and see what she can find in there. Will it be a trick or treat… let us decide.

TRICKS

Oh no! Granny does not like tricks:

A trick would be NOT to have TIME for her BOYS.

A trick would be her boys not calling Granny.

A Trick would be for Granny not being able to cum play with you.

TREATS

Oh! That is more like it; Granny likes treats, what about you?

A treat could be a fantasy fulfilled by getting it on with an older woman for first time callers.

A treat would be a pair of granny’s used panties for second time callers.

A Treat can be 5 FREE MINUTES for the third time caller.

A treat for that very special fourth time caller in one month can be an erotic story of a one time visit to granny”s brothel.

Or a very special deal: Like Double the pleasure or Double the cum (oops meant Fun). Do a 2 girl call for 20 minutes and get 5 free. Hum! You know this one might double the trouble as well. Guess we will let you decide on that one.

ATTENTION:

RULES are as follows:

Panties will be mailed by snail mail:

Minutes will be applied to call being made.

Erotic story will be sent by e-mail within a month

Two girl calls need to be made in advance and will be the girl that granny chooses.

TIPPING

Tipping of your favorite web slut, web Mistress, web wife or web buddy is always welcome. That is your extra special way of saying thank you for always being there for you whenever you’re in the need of that special attention that only she can give you.

Gifts:

Yes, we do accept gifts; each of the girls in the Brothel has a wish list on her site. Feel free to browse the list and see if there is something special for the girl of your dreams.

Or send her a gift card to a place of your choice.

Remember the old Santa man will be here sooner than you think. So start your shopping early and beat the worm, oops not that worm. That’s Granny’s job.

Now boys: Granny is looking forward to hearing from you soon. May the witches stay away from your ass and the treats are plentiful.

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We accept debit, credit, pre-paid credit or gift cards.

 

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December 25, 2014

Granny Phone Sex For The Holidays!

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Christmas is a great time of year for this granny. Lots of toys can be stuffed into my stocking…sex toys that is! I love gifting myself new vibrators and dildos. I have a huge one that I like to put in my horny asshole. It is getting worn out because I have used it so much. Hopefully Santa will bring me a new one this year. Maybe it will be even bigger than the last one?! Do you like watching dirty mature ladies like me fucking themselves with big toys? I sure hope so. Nothing feels better than being filled up with big cocks, whether they are fake or real. I am such a slut that I will fuck my ass with a toy while you plug my hairy pussy hole. Anything that I can put in my mouth or stuff up my cunt and in my ass makes me a happy woman. I am sure you would make me happy, big boy, wouldn’t you? Are you home stroking that fine piece of meat you have between your legs? How would you like me to help you get that gorgeous cock rock hard? We talk about anything your heart desires. Perhaps a special granny Christmas fantasy would be in store for you on a cold winter night.

Are you the kind of guy that likes to be part of a cuckold fantasy? My husband is certainly an old codger. You can fuck me in front of him, or a big black bull can join us and he can dominate you. Maybe you are the kind of guy that wants me to show off my stockings and lingerie or the kind who likes to be punished and told that he has a small, pathetic cock. Do you like the idea of dressing up like a girl for me and putting on makeup as I tell you how much better your asshole would be if I fucked it with my strap-on? So many fantasies and so little time. I can also pamper you or let you hear about how much I like to eat my mature girlfriends’ creamy pussies. I bet that hard cock would look yummy in between our jiggling tits or having your cum smeared across our wrinkled faces. Describing these things is making me hot. I love to play with my pussy while we talk to each other. It makes me cum hearing you stroke and slap that wonderful man dick as you cum yourself. Call me and we can play, lover. Let me please you.

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Happy Holidays From ALL The Ladies Of Granny’s Phone Sex Brothel!

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July 4, 2014

Happy 4th Of July From Granny Harley! Call me for Granny Phone Sex!

 

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This granny enjoys the 4th of July. I get to bake pies and make fried chicken. When I am in the kitchen I am prim and proper. If I am alone I wear only an apron. It feels nice to let my ass hang out and to see my full tits push out the front of it as I chop up the apples for my delicious pie. Long ago my useless husband lost his fuck stick and I found myself looking to entice neighbors and strangers I met a local bar. I am a horny slut. I love to fuck. I am dirty and kinky and nasty. I always have been, and it just seems to get worse with age. Even if I am a respected lady in the community, I am still a woman. I like to suck cock and lick balls and get fucked in the ass. I am not what you call a good girl when it comes to the bedroom. My own mother said I have “bedroom eyes.” That would make sense. I went back to my hometown high school and fucked my biology teacher after I graduated. He was handsome with a big dick that poked out of his pants when he was at the chalkboard. I used to get wet watching that big bouncy bone.

This 4th of July, with the hot weather, I want to get out and get laid. This granny likes more than one dick at a time. I have the best orgasms during group sex. After having a cock in my pussy and one in my ass at the same time, I went crazy with lust. Now I want it all the time. I want to go to the gym and flirt with all the younger men who look just like my former biology teacher. I want to pull down those tight shorts they wear for working out. Putting their long, hard dicks in my old mouth and on my tongue makes my pussy squirt. It’s sexy when they slap their meaty bones on my wrinkled face. I’ll do anything they want. I will lick their toes or jam my moist tongue in their sweaty ass cracks. I like when they fuck my face with those muscled cheeks. The dirtier the better. You can do whatever you want with me. I know how to please a man. I want to hear you tell me what to do. Call me and let me be your personal whore. Unload your balls on my old and withered face. I can’t wait! Happy 4th of July!

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