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March 2, 2012

Mature Phone Sex: Tips on talking Dirty! Granny doesn’t hold back, she’s a nasty old whore.

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Tips on talking Dirty.

The best thing about being an older woman is you’re old enough to say what you want… especially between the sheets. As you get older you lose any shyness about begging for more cock or a deeper thrust. You yearn to demand more tongue… to cry out for a deep anal probe.

The truth is good sex is as much about what comes out of your mouth as what goes in! It should be called good Cummunication not good communication. Afterall, how are you young buck studs going to learn what a woman really wants and needs if your “teachers” don’t teach you! Having a nice young throbbing cock is a good start but you guys need to learn how to make the most of what your Mama gave you, even if Mama is the one who has to show you!

And for all you good little boys just remember when your dick is buried deep in the bush those cries of “fuck me, fuck me” aren’t cussing, its really “instructional”. Screaming slam my cunt motherfucker isn’t rude… its encouragement. And for you sissy boys, calling you a faggity assed, panty prancing fairy isn’t an insult, its just fact.

So even though those innocent cheerleaders wouldn’t say shit if they had a mouthful don’t be surprised when your Grandma screams for cream or a bowel busting ass fucking!

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February 17, 2012

How to NOT get caught by your wife!!! Phone Sex Anonymity!

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How to NOT get Caught!!!

Phone Sex is all fun and games until the little woman finds out! So here are some hints to help keep you out of the “doghouse” and visiting my “cathouse”!

How to pay and play without giving yourself away!

Use a prepaid credit card. There is no monthly statement and you can check your balance online.

You can also prepay a call by using cash or money order and sending it to us. Check out our payment options for more info.

As the old saying goes “Be Prepared”.

You need to anticipate those troubling questions and handle them smoothly. For example, if she does question a “charge” on your card just smile and wink and say “you’ll have to wait for Xmas to find out” (or what ever the next event is… her B’day, your anniversary etc.)

Make sure you cover your tracks!

Don’t make the wife look stupid by leaving obvious clues and not expecting her to figure it out. If she doesn’t catch on, one of her clever friends will… So don”t leave a trail. Here are a few basic tips for not setting off her radar!

After you finish a call, pick up the phone and dial a number you would normally call (like your mom) so if the next person hits redial (like your wife) she’s not going to end up calling your phone mate! (On some phones you can go back up to the last 5 numbers called. Do make sure you check this feature on your phone. ) Some phones will allow you to erase the number too.

Don’t leave our numbers lying around with no name attached. Wives hate mysteries and she will call it! Keep the number handy but mark it as something simple yet boring like the number to order a new multi-tool. Or perhaps the number of some pushy insurance agent… fishing lodge in Maine… but not Granny Phone Sex Brothel!

If you share a computer, make sure you empty your history and temp internet files so you cover your tracks. And don’t forget those auto complete forms… the ones that drop down from searches etc. when you type in the first word or so. Your wife starts to type in “Gravy recipe” and types in “G” and poof!… Granny’s Phone Sex Brothel drops down! Nice! I’m sure she’ll love the shot of a fat ass with a big dildo!

And obviously… Get an email the other half doesn’t know about!

We understand your need for privacy and we make it a priority… so should you! Remember Granny knows best!

 

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February 13, 2012

TODAYS JERK-OFF LESSON! Masturbation Phone Sex With Granny Gertie!

Call Granny Gertie At 1-888-743-7843.

Call Granny Gertie At 1-888-743-7843.

 

Young Man you need to sit down and listen to GRANNY, today lessons will be on MASTURBATION and HUMILIATION.

1) Do you know where to find your COCK? Of course you do, it is the CLUMP of SKIN that just hangs between your legs.

2) Clear your mind of of unwanted thoughts,the CAR, your JOB, the GIRLFRIEND, the BILLS, etc. I am sure this will be so easy for you, since there is only enough BLOOD in your body to control ONE HEAD, and of course we both know it is NOT the one on YOUR SHOULDERS that is in control NOW.

3) This step may be a bit HARD for some of YOU, since all the BLOOD FLOW has gone to the OTHER HEAD. But GRANNY has FAITH in YOU and I am sure you can PULL and TUG at it until the job is DONE. I need for you to VISUALIZE, yes I said visualize, an EROTIC thought in your empty head on the shoulders. It does not matter what it is: WRAPPING GRANNY’S soft SAGGY TITS around YOUR COCK, or BENDING GRANNY over and FUCKING HER ASS, or having your FACE SHOVED into HER WET NASTY CUNT and being TOLD to LICK IT like a GOOD BOY!

ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT NASTY THING? Have I told you to touch it? Does GRANNY need to get the RULER OUT after you and POP those NASTY HANDS of YOURS?

4) Once you have the EROTIC thought implanted into that brain. You can lubricate the COCK making it all SLIPPERY and WET. Then you slowly start to STROKE IT loosely, as it grows you will need a better grip on it but still not too tight, slowly building up the speed. Faster and faster until you can not control it any longer and it will BURST with EXCITEMENT!!!!!

Now to ENHANCE this, give GRANNY a CALL and she will TALK you THREW it step by step. Ensuring you the maximum PLEASURE for YOU as well as HER.

Granny Gertie

1-888-7GERTIE

1-888-743-7843

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February 8, 2012

Auntie sucks her nephew’s cock & teaches him how to jack-off! Mature Phone Sex With Auntie Petunia!


Petunia

 

Aunt Petunia gets you off!

Hello I’m Aunt Petunia and I want to share both my experiences and dirty fantasies with you.

I wasn’t shocked to find him there with his fingers in a death grip around his cock, after all, I washed his undies… sticky stains and all. He didn’t see me silently watching through the cracked door. What did shock me was the clumsy, awkward way he handled his cock. He seemed almost afraid of it, gripping it tight and making one fast stroke before releasing it, as if he had been shocked. It took me a moment to realize it was too sensitive for him to touch. I had never imagined a boy his age would find jacking off such an ordeal.

I watched as he repeatedly wrapped his fingers around his shaft, short and quick then fast and furious. But he could only hang on for a stroke or two and he would jerk his hand away. He was breathing heavy, almost panting. I could see the dark purple head bobbing slightly as he shifted on the bed. It seemed to spread and bloom when his fingers nipped the shaft below it firmly. The tip opened and a trickle of precum seemed to tease its way to the surface. His first stroke squeezed the head together, the tiny lips blinked and out squeezed a little trickle of precum. I remember how shocked I was to find myself licking my lips. I thought about just leaving but I was somehow riveted, fascinated and aroused by the sight before me.

His dilemma was disturbingly delightful. Did he wake up with those tell-tale stains on the sheets tomorrow or does he finally grab his cock until he cums and surely go insane from the intense pleasure, be unable to stop until he wears it to a nub, or at the very least goes blind. But it wasn’t just my heart that was aching for him. I was strangely excited. My pussy was becoming wet and sensitive. Even shifting from foot to foot wiggled my swollen clit and set it throbbing. It was totally natural to reach down and pull the waistband of my panties up so far that the cotton crotch was wedged tightly between my swollen lips. Tugging at it gently I could effectively stimulate my clit without even raising my dress.

After watching him struggle to keep his grip on his cock I watched as he picked up a wad of smooth white material. When I realized it was my panties I jerked my waistband so hard I was sure if he didn’t hear the squish of my clit being pushed back and forth, lathered in thick womanly cream, then you certainly heard my low whimper. I knew what I had to do. Before I could change my mind I pushed the door open and stepped in front of him. Trying to be casual I quipped breathlessly, “Need a hand!”

Even though he blushed furiously it was nothing compared to the pulsating purple of his cock head. I was transfixed. It seemed to tremble even as I looked at it. I could hear his ragged breathing, frozen with shock…unsure whether to cover himself or resume what he was doing. I made it easy for him. I squat between his legs and slid my hand beneath his balls. I squeezed them gently, pressing my nails in slightly. The shudder that rode through him was obvious. He moaned and thrust his hips forward, that enormous purple head was gleaming now with precum. My other hand was busy working with my panties, stroking on my thick, juicy clit. As I moved my face forward I could smell the dripping from his throbbing head and the moist warmth of my cunt.

My lips parted and I watched fear and sexual desire chase across his face as he realized what I intended to do. Two primal urges at odds. His lips parted, perhaps to say no, but once he felt the softness of my lips wrap around his cock head he moaned loudly and began to thrust himself up and down. He thrashed himself from side to side but I sucked harder. I refused to let it escape. It was time he learned just what he were missing.

I was now thrusting two fingers vigorously into my sloppy cunt and using my thumb to stroke my clit. The sound of my fingers suctioning and squishing, in and out of my hungry cunt was both erotic and obscene. He was nearly screaming by the time I tasted the first hot jets scalding my taste buds. I still refused to release it. Even when his jerks and spasms were so intense I could feel his spurting cream becoming frothy as it trickled down my throat and over my chin I held on. I was too lost in my own shuddering orgasm to let go now. I was compulsively sucking him now! It was as though I were sucking some majic potion from his prick. I drained him completely before I let his cock fall from my lips. He couldn’t speak for a long time… but the look on his face said it all.

That wasn’t our last encounter. I spent a great deal of time helping him “desensitize” his cock for all sorts of activities. But you’ll have to ask me about those personally by calling 1-888-AUNTIE5, 1-888-286-8435.

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