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February 17, 2012

How to NOT get caught by your wife!!! Phone Sex Anonymity!

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How to NOT get Caught!!!

Phone Sex is all fun and games until the little woman finds out! So here are some hints to help keep you out of the “doghouse” and visiting my “cathouse”!

How to pay and play without giving yourself away!

Use a prepaid credit card. There is no monthly statement and you can check your balance online.

You can also prepay a call by using cash or money order and sending it to us. Check out our payment options for more info.

As the old saying goes “Be Prepared”.

You need to anticipate those troubling questions and handle them smoothly. For example, if she does question a “charge” on your card just smile and wink and say “you’ll have to wait for Xmas to find out” (or what ever the next event is… her B’day, your anniversary etc.)

Make sure you cover your tracks!

Don’t make the wife look stupid by leaving obvious clues and not expecting her to figure it out. If she doesn’t catch on, one of her clever friends will… So don”t leave a trail. Here are a few basic tips for not setting off her radar!

After you finish a call, pick up the phone and dial a number you would normally call (like your mom) so if the next person hits redial (like your wife) she’s not going to end up calling your phone mate! (On some phones you can go back up to the last 5 numbers called. Do make sure you check this feature on your phone. ) Some phones will allow you to erase the number too.

Don’t leave our numbers lying around with no name attached. Wives hate mysteries and she will call it! Keep the number handy but mark it as something simple yet boring like the number to order a new multi-tool. Or perhaps the number of some pushy insurance agent… fishing lodge in Maine… but not Granny Phone Sex Brothel!

If you share a computer, make sure you empty your history and temp internet files so you cover your tracks. And don’t forget those auto complete forms… the ones that drop down from searches etc. when you type in the first word or so. Your wife starts to type in “Gravy recipe” and types in “G” and poof!… Granny’s Phone Sex Brothel drops down! Nice! I’m sure she’ll love the shot of a fat ass with a big dildo!

And obviously… Get an email the other half doesn’t know about!

We understand your need for privacy and we make it a priority… so should you! Remember Granny knows best!

 

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January 16, 2012

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December 31, 2011

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Now that I am older I can tell you that there is nothing hotter than having a young stud bend me over and stick it in my asshole.  I like to lube up my old puckered ass channel with a dildo and then have you fuck my pussy, only to pull out and stuff it into my sexy, dimpled ass.  I want you to ram it home and rattle my old bones.  Pull my hair and call me a whore.  I am such a nasty and dirty old bird that I will turn around, take that cock from my own ass, and suck the juices right off until you unload a creamy volcano of steamy hot jizz down my weathered throat.  Who says younger women have all the sex?  Not from the kind of hard fuckings I usually get on any given day.

Let me be your New Year’s granny and I promise I will kick off the next year with a bang.  Maybe even a gangbang.  I am always looking for something kinky and fun.  You can even pry open my mouth like a fish and face fuck my denture-less-gums.  My skin might be wrinkled in places and I may have some crow’s feet but my mouth is as hot as ever, and it was made for cock sucking.  So when you call make sure to ask me how my gooey, homemade granny pie tastes.  All of the boys tell me it is as delicious as ever.

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December 25, 2011

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