How to NOT get Caught!!!
Phone Sex is all fun and games until the little woman finds out! So here are some hints to help keep you out of the “doghouse” and visiting my “cathouse”!
How to pay and play without giving yourself away!
Use a prepaid credit card. There is no monthly statement and you can check your balance online.
You can also prepay a call by using cash or money order and sending it to us. Check out our payment options for more info.
As the old saying goes “Be Prepared”.
You need to anticipate those troubling questions and handle them smoothly. For example, if she does question a “charge” on your card just smile and wink and say “you’ll have to wait for Xmas to find out” (or what ever the next event is… her B’day, your anniversary etc.)
Make sure you cover your tracks!
Don’t make the wife look stupid by leaving obvious clues and not expecting her to figure it out. If she doesn’t catch on, one of her clever friends will… So don”t leave a trail. Here are a few basic tips for not setting off her radar!
After you finish a call, pick up the phone and dial a number you would normally call (like your mom) so if the next person hits redial (like your wife) she’s not going to end up calling your phone mate! (On some phones you can go back up to the last 5 numbers called. Do make sure you check this feature on your phone. ) Some phones will allow you to erase the number too.
Don’t leave our numbers lying around with no name attached. Wives hate mysteries and she will call it! Keep the number handy but mark it as something simple yet boring like the number to order a new multi-tool. Or perhaps the number of some pushy insurance agent… fishing lodge in Maine… but not Granny Phone Sex Brothel!
If you share a computer, make sure you empty your history and temp internet files so you cover your tracks. And don’t forget those auto complete forms… the ones that drop down from searches etc. when you type in the first word or so. Your wife starts to type in “Gravy recipe” and types in “G” and poof!… Granny’s Phone Sex Brothel drops down! Nice! I’m sure she’ll love the shot of a fat ass with a big dildo!
And obviously… Get an email the other half doesn’t know about!
We understand your need for privacy and we make it a priority… so should you! Remember Granny knows best!
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