Easter is just around the corner and we want to offer you a sizzling and sexy discount for the occasion. We want to get you off and we want to make you happy. We know you like a good deal as much as the rest of us, so here […]
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Spring is my favorite time of year. With the flowers blooming with little fresh petals as if they were blossoming vaginas opening to the world for the bees to pollinate, we admire their natural beauty. Perhaps springtime makes me a romantic? It also makes me hot and horny. Being a […]
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Being a granny is fun. I enjoy getting older and wiser. But sometimes wisdom means knowing when to let your hair down. I do this a few times a year. Of course I am a terminal whore but normally I do not drink with wild abandon except for Saint Patrick’s […]
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