{"id":299,"date":"2012-11-16T21:47:09","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T21:47:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grannysphonesexbrothel.com\/blogs\/?p=299"},"modified":"2023-04-18T17:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-04-18T17:40:39","slug":"happy-thanksgiving-i-want-you-to-grab-me-by-my-turkey-neck-and-throat-fuck-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grannysphonesexbrothel.com\/blogs\/granny-phone-sex\/happy-thanksgiving-i-want-you-to-grab-me-by-my-turkey-neck-and-throat-fuck-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving!  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